Humor | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Call you a toe truck

When someone’s acting like a whole problem… Just smile, point to your shirt, and let it do the talking:

“Call you a toe truck.” Because some folks really do need to be hauled away.

This tee is part of the Saintiny Humor Collection — bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a side‑eye). Soft fabric. Clean print. Maximum petty energy

Wear it when you’re done explaining yourself. Wear it when the vibes are off. Wear it when someone needs to be towed out of your space.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: 

Gildan® 5000

This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.

• Seamless double-needle collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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